Musical Hot Takes

WHY THE FUCK IS CHRIS BROWN STILL ALLOWED TO MAKE MUSIC OR DO ANYTHING? THE MAN IS A DOMESTIC ABUSER AND HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT MANY TIMES. WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL BUMPING HIS SHIT? STOP IT!

 

Ariana Grande is an amazing vocalist, but her music does not showcase her voice. She needs to go more of a Chloe x Halle route with her music and do more RnB with actual challenging melodies to show off what she can do. We know sis can sing, but a three note repeating melody line isn’t giving me what I need from her.


 

Silk Sonic needs to drop the album already. They’ve been promoting Leave the Door Open for like 5 months and now have just dropped a new single. But if they keep holding out like this people are gonna get bored and move on. Anderson.Paak and Bruno Mars are truly a musical match made in heaven, but I’m impatient and want to hear what they’ve got going. They’re really pulling a Normani here.

 

The new St. Vincent wasn’t very good. There were a handful of alright tracks but it was very lackluster for me. I am really nervous about the new Lorde album because idk what Jack Antonoff is doing.

 

I listened to Carseat Headrest for the first time the other day and it was Not Good. I’m sorry if you like them. Wasn’t my cup of tea. I need some actual effort. This is exactly what I’m saying about guys being allowed to sound bad.   

I physically could not listen to Olivia Rodrigo’s album all the way through. It catapulted me back to my high school days and was way too full of angst. It wasn’t bad, it’s just not for me.


Speaking of Chloe x Halle, NONE of the pop girlies are doing it like my girls. Period. They should be as famous as Ariana. Also I will confess that I am a simp for Chloe. She could kick me in the face and I’d thank her.




Male artists are allowed to be sub par regardless of their genre. Whereas female artists must be serving vocals or body or choreo unless they are in a more indie genre or their voices are heavily laced with autotune in a pop setting.


Lil Nas X is the moment and I really hope his album is a hit because if it flops it’s gonna be disappointing. I’d still play it on mute tho. Get those streams king.



Yes, I am nervous about this new Lorde album. Melodrama was my top two of 2017 tied with After Laughter by Paramore. People (me) are gonna compare It to her last album because it was just that good. I really hope it lives up to the hype because personally I wasn’t impressed by her first two singles.